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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Fri May 28, 2010 3:11 am

Shagrat Warleader makes an unexpected career change (+5)
Sauron facepalms (-10)

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Gil Galad - 100
Legolas - 90
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 75
Merry - 90
Boromir - 70
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 100
Shagrat Cheerleader - 110
Lurtz - 20
Sauron - 75
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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:58 am

Shadow Lord drains life from Legolas (+5) (-10)

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Gil Galad - 100
Legolas - 80
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 75
Merry - 90
Boromir - 70
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 105
Shagrat Cheerleader - 110
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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:08 am

Saruman knocks Lurtz off the top of Orthanc (-10 to Lurtz)
Merry makes some Uruk-hai sandwiches from the leftovers (+5)

Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 100
Legolas - 80
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 75
Merry - 95
Boromir - 70
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 105
Shagrat Cheerleader - 110
Lurtz - 10
Sauron - 75
Saruman - 110
Suladan - 95

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:14 am

Spider Queen pounces on Boromir (-10 to Boromir)
Shagrat replenishes hunger from dead humans (+5)

Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 100
Legolas - 80
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 75
Merry - 95
Boromir - 60
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 105
Shagrat Cheerleader - 115
Lurtz - 10
Sauron - 75
Saruman - 110
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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:38 pm

Lurtz dies for good (-10), Boromoir laughs at his corpse (+5)


Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 100
Legolas - 80
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 75
Merry - 95
Boromir - 65
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 105
Shagrat Cheerleader - 115
Lurtz - 0 (DEAD)
Sauron - 75
Saruman - 110
Suladan - 95
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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:36 pm

Suladan starts dying of thirst in the deserts of Harad (-10)
Merry eats Farmer Maggots crops (+5)


Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 100
Legolas - 80
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 75
Merry - 100
Boromir - 65
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 105
Shagrat Cheerleader - 115
Lurtz - 0 (DEAD)
Sauron - 75
Saruman - 110
Suladan - 85

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:31 pm

Shargrat Cheerleader starts a cheerleading group - his first aplicant is George Bush (-10)
Saruman's bookclub on te other hand flourishes (+5)

Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 100
Legolas - 80
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 75
Merry - 100
Boromir - 65
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 105
Shagrat Cheerleader - 105
Lurtz - 0 (DEAD)
Sauron - 75
Saruman - 115
Suladan - 85

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Sat Jul 03, 2010 1:52 am

Until Sarumans book club was joined by Christopher Walken's reading of the 3 little pigs (-10)

Legolas falls on the floor lauching (+5)

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Gil Galad - 100
Legolas - 85
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 75
Merry - 100
Boromir - 65
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 105
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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:56 pm

Boromir suffers from serious headaches due to Christopher Walkens reading at Sarumans book club (-10)
Gimli kills Christopher Walkens (+5)

Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 100
Legolas - 85
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 80
Merry - 100
Boromir - 55
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 105
Shagrat Cheerleader - 105
Lurtz - 0 (DEAD)
Sauron - 75
Saruman - 105
Suladan - 85

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:02 am

Merry realises his othe nickname 'Merriadoc the Magnificent' makes him sound like a stage magician, so decides to start touring with a magic act (+5)
He ropes Shagrat Cheerleader into being his assistant that he saws in half (-10)


Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 100
Legolas - 85
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 80
Merry - 105
Boromir - 55
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 105
Shagrat Cheerleader - 95
Lurtz - 0 (DEAD)
Sauron - 75
Saruman - 105
Suladan - 85

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:43 am

Unfortunately one of Merriadoc the Magnificents spells goes seriously wrong and backfires, knocking him out (-10)
Suladan steals Merry's food whilst he is unconcious (+5)

Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 100
Legolas - 85
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 80
Merry - 95
Boromir - 55
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 105
Shagrat Cheerleader - 95
Lurtz - 0 (DEAD)
Sauron - 75
Saruman - 105
Suladan - 90

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:22 am

Starting this up again.

Glorfindel falls of Asfaloth causing serious damage to himself (-10).
Boromir takes a bite of Lembas bread (+5).

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Gil Galad - 100
Legolas - 85
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 80
Merry - 95
Boromir - 60
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 105
Shagrat Cheerleader - 95
Lurtz - 0 (DEAD)
Sauron - 75
Saruman - 105
Suladan - 90

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:27 am

Merry attacks the Witch-King but misses, instead stabbing the Shaddowlord (-10 to Shaddowlord, +5 to Merry)

Glorfindel - 100
Gil Galad - 100
Legolas - 85
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 80
Merry - 100
Boromir - 60
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 95
Shagrat Cheerleader - 95
Lurtz - 0 (DEAD)
Sauron - 75
Saruman - 105
Suladan - 90

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:18 am

While celebrating, Merry just happens to stumble backwards, and there just happens to be an active volcano behind him, which he just happened not to see and just happens to fall into, just happening to get horribly (but not fatally) burned in the process.

Sauron gets the whole thing on tape puts it on the internet in a 3 million-hit fail montage.

(-10 Merry, +5 Sauron)


Glorfindel - 100
Gil Galad - 100
Legolas - 85
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 80
Merry - 90
Boromir - 60
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 95
Shagrat Cheerleader - 95
Lurtz - 0 (DEAD)
Sauron - 80
Saruman - 105
Suladan - 90

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Sat Jan 08, 2011 7:14 pm

Boromoir relisies that in ever moive he is ever in he is eaither the bad guy or gets killed off before the 2nd act. (-10)
Agrogorn however relises that it was him that provided about the only good performance in Leatherface 3 Texes chainsaw masacure. (+5)


Glorfindel - 100
Gil Galad - 100
Legolas - 85
Aragorn - 120
Gimli - 80
Merry - 90
Boromir - 50
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 95
Shagrat Cheerleader - 95
Lurtz - 0 (DEAD)
Sauron - 80
Saruman - 105
Suladan - 90

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:28 pm

Gimli feels pround when he reminds Boromir that the later is the good guy in and has survived throught all of the Sharpe films so his previous hypothesis was wrong (+5 to Gimli)
Legolas is upset over not appearing in the next PotC film (-10)

Glorfindel - 100
Gil Galad - 100
Legolas - 75
Aragorn - 120
Gimli - 85
Merry - 90
Boromir - 50
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 95
Shagrat Cheerleader - 95
Lurtz - 0 (DEAD)
Sauron - 80
Saruman - 105
Suladan - 90

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:46 am

Legolas is HAPPY that he is nhot in the new POTC movie (+5 Legolas)
I forget if there was a time limit to this game and sicne ther eis so few of us i don't care and impale Saurons eye witha spork (-10 Sauron) *All fear the spork!*

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Gil Galad - 100
Legolas - 80
Aragorn - 120
Gimli - 85
Merry - 90
Boromir - 50
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 95
Shagrat Cheerleader - 95
Lurtz - 0 (DEAD)
Sauron - 70
Saruman - 105
Suladan - 90
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