Bought a hilarious parody book written by a Twilight hater this week. It's called 'New Moan - First book in the Twishite Saga'.

Takes everything people hate about Twilight and completely takes the piss out of the series.

I was having a Harry Potter talk with a buddy last week and the subject of the theme park came up. This group of girls said "OMG, that's, like cool, but it'd be better if they made, like, a Twilight themepark *squee*"

I simply responded: "Oh yes, just what we need; a theme park devoted solely to teaching teenage girls to get involved in love triangles and get pregnant. And we wonder WHY there's so much teen pregnancy in our schools."

I thought my friend was going to die of laughter

I've seen that book at the bookstore anyway...from what I skimmed, I found it hilarious

Twilight is the biggest pile of crap I've ever seen to be honest.

Girls have their Twilight, I have my Twishite - I'm happy. So long as I never have to see those films again...

I saw the book when I was out shopping last Wednesday and just from the front cover knew I had to buy it

Red Corsairs wrote:

So long as I never have to see those films again...

Do we even want to know how you saw the films in the first place?

I would assume a lady drug him to see it.

LordFenrir wrote:

I would assume a lady drug him to see it.

I'm not sure whether you mean dragged or drugged. I initially thought the first, but the second seems more likely
Oh and love your response to the girls.


Ah Twilight is so fun to pay people out about. The support for it is way over the top. Provides countless amusements. Not that I actually have that much against it itself.

You would assume right

There's a film coming out next year that I think is supposed to take the piss out of Twilight called 'Vampires Suck'. Not quite sure though. Either way not looking forward to the next few weeks as the next films out in 2 weeks or so....... GRRRRR!

Red Corsairs wrote:

You would assume right

There's a film coming out next year that I think is supposed to take the piss out of Twilight called 'Vampires Suck'. Not quite sure though. Either way not looking forward to the next few weeks as the next films out in 2 weeks or so....... GRRRRR!

Suddenly my lack of a girlfriend doesn't seem so bad

Haha

i'm just gld the the whore of an ex that i had will probbly draging some poor sod to see them instead.

I have to admit that i have NEVER seen a "bad" film in the cinemar. The closest thing would be Kunfu Panda and that was't awful. I'ts bad then i won't see it....even if someone whants to see it with me....tho bribary might get me to go tho