Inspired by a thread on TLA.

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This is a Hurt/Heal game with a couple of twists.

Each hero starts with a predetermined value. Usually, the starting value is 100, but I'm varying it just to shake things up. That's the first twist. Exciting, eh?

You can play once every 16 hours and must hurt one hero and heal another each time you play. Hurting a hero does 10 points damage. Healing a hero restores 5 points health. You can not hurt and heal the same hero in a single turn.

Eating a hero is different. Once per game, you can choose to forego hurting and healing heroes to eat a hero for either 10, 15, or 20 points of damage. You could use it today, but you'd never get to use it again. It's a One use only item.

To eat a hero unit, roll a D6. On a roll of 1-2, you eat the unit for 10 points of damage. A roll of 3-4 eats 15 points of damage. Rolling a 5 or 6 eats 20 points of damage. Be honest.

Also you must accept a penalty, skipping an extra day before you hurt and heal again.

That's the second twist. Exciting, no?

Standard Rules:
1. Post new totals for all units, recalculating the totals for the units you hurt and heal. The easiest way is to simply quote the post above yours and remove the quote tags. Or use the good old cut and paste method.
2. You must be creative with your entries!

The list will follow in the next post. I'm going to play, and I'll start off to show ya how it's all done!

Remember to check in daily and hurt and heal your heroes to victory (or death!).

The starting list:

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Glorfindel - 140
Gil Galad - 140
Legolas - 90
Aragorn - 120
Gimli - 90
Merry - 105
Boromir - 105
Spider Queen - 75
Shadowlord - 120
Shagrat Warleader - 115
Lurtz - 90
Sauron - 80
Saruman - 130
Suladan - 100

For examples of how to play check the TLA thread


We'll follow the rules as above with the following MoMe house rules:
You may play once every 12 hours (rather than every 16 like on TLA)
The same hero can not be hurt/healed twice in a row (e.g. if someone hurts Legolas, then the next player can't hurt him aswell) - this is to stop everyone ganging up and picking on one particular hero.

I'll go first:

Gimli steals Legolas' shampoo (-10 to Legolas, +5 to Gimli)

Glorfindel - 140
Gil Galad - 140
Legolas - 80
Aragorn - 120
Gimli - 95
Merry - 105
Boromir - 105
Spider Queen - 75
Shadowlord - 120
Shagrat Warleader - 115
Lurtz - 90
Sauron - 80
Saruman - 130
Suladan - 100

Legolas powns the noods
(+5 to Legolas, -10 Merry)

Glorfindel - 140
Gil Galad - 140
Legolas - 85
Aragorn - 120
Gimli - 95
Merry - 95
Boromir - 105
Spider Queen - 75
Shadowlord - 120
Shagrat Warleader - 115
Lurtz - 90
Sauron - 80
Saruman - 130
Suladan - 100

Glorfindel dyes his hair black because all the fan girls like Legolas over him (-10 to Glorfindel)
The Spider Queen meets Spider King (+5 to spider Queen)

Glorfindel - 130
Gil Galad - 140
Legolas - 85
Aragorn - 120
Gimli - 95
Merry - 95
Boromir - 105
Spider Queen - 80
Shadowlord - 120
Shagrat Warleader - 115
Lurtz - 90
Sauron - 80
Saruman - 130
Suladan - 100

Sauron gives Saurman a right royal spanking (+5 Sauron, -10 Saruman)


Glorfindel - 130
Gil Galad - 140
Legolas - 85
Aragorn - 120
Gimli - 95
Merry - 95
Boromir - 105
Spider Queen - 80
Shadowlord - 120
Shagrat Warleader - 115
Lurtz - 90
Sauron - 85
Saruman - 120
Suladan - 100

Shadowlord feels he's being ignored by the other Ringwraiths (-10) Spider Queen gets some...












...cake (+5)

Glorfindel - 130
Gil Galad - 140
Legolas - 85
Aragorn - 120
Gimli - 95
Merry - 95
Boromir - 105
Spider Queen - 85
Shadowlord - 110
Shagrat Warleader - 115
Lurtz - 90
Sauron - 85
Saruman - 120
Suladan - 100

Saruman descovers tye-dye (+5)
He also teaches Lurtz how to read; the later reads the books only to descover he's not in them (-10)

Glorfindel - 130
Gil Galad - 140
Legolas - 85
Aragorn - 120
Gimli - 95
Merry - 95
Boromir - 105
Spider Queen - 85
Shadowlord - 110
Shagrat Warleader - 115
Lurtz - 80
Sauron - 85
Saruman - 125
Suladan - 100

Bormoir steals the ring agian just to look as "pritty" as legolas (-10 Bormoir, +5 Legolas)

Glorfindel - 130
Gil Galad - 140
Legolas - 90
Aragorn - 120
Gimli - 95
Merry - 95
Boromir - 95
Spider Queen - 85
Shadowlord - 110
Shagrat Warleader - 115
Lurtz - 80
Sauron - 85
Saruman - 125
Suladan - 100

Saruman smashes up the head office of Brandybuck, Brandybuck & Bolger Insurance after he descovers their policies don't cover acts of Ent (-10 to Merry)
Sauron is glad they do cover acts of Magic Atifact of Doom, Derstuction of (+5 to Sauron)

Glorfindel - 130
Gil Galad - 140
Legolas - 90
Aragorn - 120
Gimli - 95
Merry - 95
Boromir - 95
Spider Queen - 85
Shadowlord - 110
Shagrat Warleader - 115
Lurtz - 80
Sauron - 90
Saruman - 115
Suladan - 100

Bormoir and Gil-galad fight over how much screen time they will get befor ehtye die (+5 Boromir, -10 Gil-galad)

Glorfindel - 120
Gil Galad - 140
Legolas - 90
Aragorn - 120
Gimli - 95
Merry - 95
Boromir - 100
Spider Queen - 85
Shadowlord - 110
Shagrat Warleader - 115
Lurtz - 80
Sauron - 90
Saruman - 115
Suladan - 100

Balrog bit Glorfindel's head of and gave it too Sauron as a birthday presant (-10 Glorfindel, +5 Sauron)

Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 140
Legolas - 90
Aragorn - 120
Gimli - 95
Merry - 95
Boromir - 100
Spider Queen - 85
Shadowlord - 110
Shagrat Warleader - 115
Lurtz - 80
Sauron - 95
Saruman - 115
Suladan - 100

Gil galad is leading, so everyone gangs up on him (-10)
Saruman decides to turn Orthanc into a hotel and makes a fortune (+5)

Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 130
Legolas - 90
Aragorn - 120
Gimli - 95
Merry - 95
Boromir - 100
Spider Queen - 85
Shadowlord - 110
Shagrat Warleader - 115
Lurtz - 80
Sauron - 95
Saruman - 120
Suladan - 100

Leglos becomes the spocksman for Loriel...because he's worth it(+5)
Shagrat get depression after being forgoten that he's even on the list(-10)

Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 130
Legolas - 95
Aragorn - 120
Gimli - 95
Merry - 95
Boromir - 100
Spider Queen - 85
Shadowlord - 110
Shagrat Warleader - 105
Lurtz - 80
Sauron - 95
Saruman - 120
Suladan - 100

Saruman invents a new blastig powder (+5)
He tricks Legolas into testing it (-10)

Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 130
Legolas - 85
Aragorn - 120
Gimli - 95
Merry - 95
Boromir - 100
Spider Queen - 85
Shadowlord - 110
Shagrat Warleader - 105
Lurtz - 80
Sauron - 95
Saruman - 125
Suladan - 100

Merry slaps the Shadowlord while high on drugs (+5 Merry, -10 Shadowlord)

Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 130
Legolas - 85
Aragorn - 120
Gimli - 95
Merry - 100
Boromir - 100
Spider Queen - 85
Shadowlord - 100
Shagrat Warleader - 105
Lurtz - 80
Sauron - 95
Saruman - 125
Suladan - 100

Boromir trys to steal the Ring again...and fails again...(-10)
Spiderqueen teams up with Shelob for the hit Youtube vidoe "2 Spiders 1 Ring" (+5)

Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 130
Legolas - 85
Aragorn - 120
Gimli - 95
Merry - 100
Boromir - 90
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 100
Shagrat Warleader - 105
Lurtz - 80
Sauron - 95
Saruman - 125
Suladan - 100

Aragorn goes all emo becuase he confessed to Legolas his feelings. Legolas just laughs (+5 Legolas, -10 Aragorn)

Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 130
Legolas - 90
Aragorn - 110
Gimli - 95
Merry - 100
Boromir - 90
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 100
Shagrat Warleader - 105
Lurtz - 80
Sauron - 95
Saruman - 125
Suladan - 100

Merry fails to steal from farmer maggot (-10)
Aragorn puts a whnoopi cusion under Dinadan's chair to go off when he next posts here (+5)

Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 130
Legolas - 90
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 95
Merry - 90
Boromir - 90
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 100
Shagrat Warleader - 105
Lurtz - 80
Sauron - 95
Saruman - 125
Suladan - 100

Sauron realises that it isn't Gil-Galad that's combusting in his hand, but rather a scarecrow of him. What's more, that flame really hurts his hand... (Sauron -10, Gil Galad +5)

Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 135
Legolas - 90
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 95
Merry - 90
Boromir - 90
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 100
Shagrat Warleader - 105
Lurtz - 80
Sauron - 85
Saruman - 125
Suladan - 100

Boromir loses his shield (-10)
Merry has found a new platter for his Chritmas turkey (+5)

Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 135
Legolas - 90
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 95
Merry - 95
Boromir - 80
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 100
Shagrat Warleader - 105
Lurtz - 80
Sauron - 85
Saruman - 125
Suladan - 100

*here a parp from Dinadan* Aragorn starts lauching too hard and has trobble breathing (-10)
The Shadow lord things of somethign so cleaver and whitty that the person writing this can't comprehend it (+5)

Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 135
Legolas - 90
Aragorn - 105
Gimli - 95
Merry - 95
Boromir - 80
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 105
Shagrat Warleader - 105
Lurtz - 80
Sauron - 85
Saruman - 125
Suladan - 100

Gil-Galad take fasion tips from Gimli (-10 Gil-galad)
Sauron uses duct tape to put his figer back on (+5)

Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 125
Legolas - 90
Aragorn - 105
Gimli - 95
Merry - 95
Boromir - 80
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 105
Shagrat Warleader - 105
Lurtz - 80
Sauron - 95
Saruman - 125
Suladan - 100

Gil galad takes fashion tips from Merry (-10)
Merry has made a lot of money from selling his old clothes to the silly elf (+5)

Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 115
Legolas - 90
Aragorn - 105
Gimli - 95
Merry - 100
Boromir - 80
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 105
Shagrat Warleader - 105
Lurtz - 80
Sauron - 95
Saruman - 125
Suladan - 100

Gil-galad takes more fasion tips from the spider queen (he never learns -10)
Lurtz wins an army wresling comp agiasnt Saurman dipite only having 1 arm left (+5)

Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 105
Legolas - 90
Aragorn - 105
Gimli - 95
Merry - 100
Boromir - 80
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 105
Shagrat Warleader - 105
Lurtz - 85
Sauron - 95
Saruman - 125
Suladan - 100

Umm... I thought we couldn't hurt/heal heroes twice in a row. Therefore I'll go back from before everyone started ganging up on Gilly.

Boromir, having seen a pretty elf lass decides to woo her with a romantic ballad. Thinking back, he recites a rather poetic one he heard earlier that day. Unknown to him, it turns out to be the epic of Gil-Galad, causing much amusement to the watching Elves. (+5 Gil-Galad, -10 Boromir)


Glorfindel - 110
Gil Galad - 130
Legolas - 90
Aragorn - 105
Gimli - 95
Merry - 95
Boromir - 70
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 105
Shagrat Warleader - 105
Lurtz - 80
Sauron - 95
Saruman - 125
Suladan - 100