Radagastbird
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 | | Subject: Lord of the Rings Jokes Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:52 am | |
| Hello everyone,
I'd like to start a thread where we can share LoTR based jokes.
Just keep in mind the regulations concerning the 'Off-Topic' section of MoME.
I'll start...
Once upon a time, there was an archery contest in Mirkwood.
The first contestant:
-shoots an arrow into an apple on the head of an elf. "I am Legolas"
The second:
-splits Legolases arrow in half. "I am Thranduil"
The third:
-"I'm so sorry!" |
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jaws900
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| | Subject: Re: Lord of the Rings Jokes Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:17 am | |
| "They have a Cave troll!" Well it always makes me laugh.  |
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Radagastbird
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| | Subject: Re: Lord of the Rings Jokes Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:21 am | |
| "That still only counts as one!" Haha, Gimli's too good  |
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Red Corsairs
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| | Subject: Re: Lord of the Rings Jokes Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:28 am | |
| Legolas is just as good: "Would you like me to get you a box, or would you rather I described it to you?" |
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Dînadan
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| | Subject: Re: Lord of the Rings Jokes Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:45 am | |
| Three Gondorians walk into a bar,...
....the Rohirim ducks. |
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