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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:58 am

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Umm... I thought we couldn't hurt/heal heroes twice in a row. Therefore I'll go back from before everyone started ganging up on Gilly.
Doh Forgot my own rules Doh


Merry's shares in pipeweed go up when Saruman starts importing it to Isengard (+5)
Lurtz descovers Saruman's secret stash and contracts lung cancer (-10)


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Gil Galad - 130
Legolas - 90
Aragorn - 105
Gimli - 95
Merry - 100
Boromir - 70
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 105
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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:39 am

Glorfindel falls in love with Gloin...unfortunatly Gimli was the result (-10 Gimli)
Suladn uses Harry potter inviability cloack to remain un-noticed this entire compitision (+5)

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Gil Galad - 130
Legolas - 90
Aragorn - 105
Gimli - 85
Merry - 100
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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:26 pm

Merry Steals Suladan's new cloak (+5)
In a fit of rage over losing his prized posetion, Suladan pushes Lurtz over a cliff (-10)

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Aragorn - 105
Gimli - 85
Merry - 105
Boromir - 70
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 105
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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:50 pm

Legolas misses shooting the dead orc under legolas and hit's gimli in the foot (-10 Gimli, +5 Legolas)

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:25 am

Gil-galad gets new rules saying that he sucks (-10)
Lurtz steal Faraqmirs new ugly armour (+5)

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Gimli - 75
Merry - 105
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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:39 am

Legolas plays a game of 1-on-1 basketball with merry (-10 Merry, +5 Legolas)

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:59 am

Spider Queen nom nom nom's on bormoir's horn...and if you thoguht sick thoughts then shame on you. (-10 Boromir, +5 Spider Queen)

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:53 am

Gil-galad does soemthign stupid whislt Legolaslauchs (mental bankrupsy)
(5+ Legolas -10 Gil-galad)

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:15 am

Saruman joins a band and realses a really cool album (+5)
Legolas begins to worry that this might cost him fan girls (-10)

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:52 pm

Lurtz loses a tug of war contect to merry on the acount of only having 1 arm (+5 Merry, -10 Lurtz)

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:18 am

Boromir and Lurtz have a rematch; still smarting from being beaten by Merry, Lurtz loses (+5 to Boromir)
The Spider Queen chews on Lurtz's lost arm and gets food poisoning (-10)

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Aragorn - 105
Gimli - 75
Merry - 100
Boromir - 65
Spider Queen - 85
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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Sun May 02, 2010 4:04 am

Lurtz has a funaral for his arm (-10), Aragorn just lauchs and stabs him in the leg (+5)

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Tue May 04, 2010 11:00 pm

Saurman feals sorry for lurtz with us ganging up on him and gives himk a presant(+5), Lurtz then steal Saurmans arm(-10)

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Sun May 09, 2010 11:59 pm

Saurmans flags Lurtz's youtube account(-10), Legolas sings Cholate rain (+5)

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Mon May 10, 2010 7:18 pm

Legolas realises he is only able to attract human fan girls while even Aragorn can find a nice elf lass (-10 Legolas, +5 Aragorn)

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Gil Galad - 110
Legolas - 85
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 75
Merry - 100
Boromir - 65
Spider Queen - 85
Shadowlord - 105
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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Mon May 10, 2010 11:52 pm

Suladan trys on his old bucket helmet, but it gets stuck (-10)
Merry's book on pipeweed becomes a best seller (+5)

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Gil Galad - 110
Legolas - 85
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 75
Merry - 105
Boromir - 65
Spider Queen - 85
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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Tue May 11, 2010 2:13 am

Merry trys to smoke his book (-10), Legolas shots an arrow and kills an orc a mile away in a lucky shot(+5)

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Wed May 19, 2010 5:36 am

Merry takes advantage of no-one on this topic to steal Sarumans Palaintir (+5, -10)

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Thu May 20, 2010 5:52 am

Merry is branded a theif and ostricised from hobbit society (-10)
While on holiday in the East Farthing, the Shaddowlord finds a shiny new bowling ball (+5)

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Aragorn - 115
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Merry - 90
Boromir - 65
Spider Queen - 85
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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Thu May 20, 2010 11:16 pm

The bowlign ball turned out to be a giant gobbstopper (-10)
Legolas does something whitty that i can't know of right now (+5)

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Fri May 21, 2010 3:07 pm

Legolas' antics are causing embarassment to all the elves. He gets a talking to by the king. That should fix that young whippersnapper... (-10 Legolas, +5 Gil-Galad)


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Boromir - 65
Spider Queen - 85
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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Fri May 21, 2010 6:49 pm

Chuck Norris arrives in middle earth and slaps Sauron so hard that he explodes. That is the reason why he died the first time and not his finger gettign cut of.(-10 Sauron)
Spider Queen eats Saurons finger(Gives a whole new means to give them the finger) +5

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Sun May 23, 2010 5:15 am

Blah blah blah (-10 Lurtz)
Blah blah blah (+5 Legolas)
I'm being reallyu lazy today

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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Fri May 28, 2010 1:25 am

Time to eat! Gil Galad was nom nom nomed on by Shelob (Eaten -15)

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Gimli - 75
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PostSubject: Re: Hurt Hero, Heal Hero, Eat Hero   Fri May 28, 2010 1:43 am

Lurtz gets lost on his way to amon Hen (-10 to Lurtz, +5 to Boromir)

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Legolas - 90
Aragorn - 115
Gimli - 75
Merry - 90
Boromir - 70
Spider Queen - 90
Shadowlord - 100
Shagrat Warleader - 105
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